Super Bowl 47-Layer Dip

On February 2nd, 2014 all of America will tune in to watch the 47th Super Bowl.  This event centers around 2 NFL teams battling for the Championship.  However, it’s also known for the epic, most creative advertising of the year.  And perhaps, most importantly, food.  If you want to blow the minds of your pals at this year’s party, bring them the Buzzfeed’s 47-Layer dip.  7 layers was so last year.  This year its about to get down right gluttonous.  So if you are feeling daring, whip up this treat (you may have to save all that holiday gift money since the dang ingredient list is so long!).  Also, give yourself a couple days, it’s a tad labor intensive, but oh so worth it.

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Ingredients:

  • A big clear bowl/vessel to hold everything
  • brown rice
  • white rice
  • 1 box yellow “Mexican” rice (Goya)
  • 1 large bag each:
  • Nacho Cheese Doritos
  • Cool Ranch Doritos
  • Fritos
  • 1 box cornbread mix (Jiffy)
  • 1 box mac n cheese (Kraft)
  • 1 package taco seasoning mix (Ortega)
  • one 12-oz. can each:
  • pinto beans
  • black beans
  • beef chili (Hormel)
  • refried beans
  • 12-oz. jar/bottle each of:
  • red salsa
  • green salsa
  • salsa con queso
  • ketchup
  • hot sauce (Cholula)
  • 1 small can or jar each:
  • pickled jalapeños
  • pickled okra (Rick’s Picks Smokra)
  • dill pickles
  • black olives
  • 1 (approx. 12-oz.) container each:
  • sour cream
  • guacamole
  • pico de gallo
  • 1/2 pound each of:
  • ground turkey
  • ground beef
  • pulled pork (prepared from a store or restaurant)
  • chorizo sausage
  • 1 cucumber
  • 1 avocado
  • 1 mango
  • 1 head (or 1/2 head) red cabbage
  • 1 head iceberg lettuce
  • 1 bunch cilantro
  • 1 bell pepper
  • 3 jalapeño peppers
  • 1 bunch scallions
  • 1 red onion
  • 2 yellow onions
  • 2 large tomatoes or 1 box cherry tomatoes
  • 1 lime
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 package bacon or bacon bits
  • 1 block or 1 cup pre-grated/crumbled:
  • pepper jack cheese
  • cheddar cheese
  • feta or cotija cheese
  • 1 bag frozen tater tots (Ore Ida)
  • 1 bag frozen corn
  • from McDonald’s:
  • one 10-pc Chicken McNuggets
  • 1 large french fries

 

Preparation

2 Days before:

1)   Crush enough Fritos, Cool Ranch Doritos and Nacho Cheese Doritos to get 1 cup of each.  To crush, put one type of chips in a ziplock bag and smash with your hands or bottom of a pot until they’re mostly crumbs.

2)   Cook about 8-10 slices of bacon until crispy and crumble into ½ cup bits.  The best way is to bake the bacon in the over at 375 for about 15 minutes or until crispy.  (If you’re feeling lazy, just buy bacon bits).

3)   Cook each type of rice (brown, white and yellow) according to directions.  Set aside 1 cup of each.

4)   Sauté 1 cup frozen corn in a nonstick pan until water evaporates and it starts to brown.

5)   Hard-boil 3 or 4  eggs.

6)   Stash everything in Tupperware or ziplock bags and refrigerate.

1 Day Before:

1)   Finely chop enough of the below items to yield the indicated amounts:

  • hard-boiled eggs (1 cup)
  • red cabbage (1 cup)
  • iceberg lettuce (1 cup)
  • bell pepper (1 cup)
  • fresh tomatoes (1 cup)
  • mango (1 cup)
  • dill pickles (1/2 cup)
  • pickled okra (1/2 cup)
  • black olives (1/2 cup)
  • pickled jalapeños (1/4 cup)
  • fresh jalapeños (1/4 cup)
  • red onion (1/4 cup)
  • scallions (1/4 cup)
  • cucumber (1/4 cup)

2)   Grate 1 cup of cheddar cheese and pepper jack cheese.

3)   Crumble 1 cup feta or cotija cheese.

4)   Sauté ½ lb. ground beef with ½ packet of taco seasoning.

5)   Cook ½ lb. ground turkey with the remaining ½ taco seasoning.

6)   Sauté ½ lb. chorizo (about 2-3 sausages) until it’s browned and fully cooked, then chop finely.

7)   Round up ½ lb. pork from a local BBQ joint and finely chop.

8)   Bake 1 box Jiffy cornbread.  Crumble 1 cup once it cools.

9)   Again, stash everything in Tupperware or ziplock bags and refrigerate.

On Game Day:

1)   Collect 12-oz. jars or 1.5 cups of these ingredients:

  • pico de gallo
  • red salsa
  • green salsa
  • salsa con queso
  • guacamole
  • sour cream
  • ketchup (just 1 cup)

2)   Thoroughly drain black beans and pinto beans (one 12-oz. can each).

3)   Chop avocado and drizzle with lime juice to keep it from browning.

4)   Finely chop chicken nuggets and French fries to yield 1 cup each.  (McD’s is the best option).

5)   Heat up refried beans and beef chili (one 12-oz. can each) in small saucepans.

6)   Cook 1 package boxed man n cheese and set aside 1 cup (go with Kraft).

7)   Bake ½ bag frozen tater tots.

ASSEMBLY!

1)    Start with brown rice in the bottom of a large bowl and work your way up in the order listed below.  Sprinkle each ingredient over the last and then use a spatula to smooth into even layers.

2)    You want to make sure each layer reaches the edge of the bowl so that you can see it!

3)    Sprinkle a little lime juice and salt over the red onion when you get there.

4)    Then at the end, top with 1 cup fresh cilantro leaves and drizzle your favorite hot sauce and ENJOY!!!

 

From the bottom:

  • brown rice – THIS IS THE BOTTOM
  • pinto beans
  • pico de gallo
  • ground turkey
  • Nacho Cheese Doritos
  • cucumber
  • pepper jack cheese
  • pickled jalapeños
  • sour cream
  • red cabbage
  • chopped avocado
  • crumbled cornbread
  • chicken nuggets
  • pickled okra
  • hard-boiled egg
  • bacon bits
  • refried beans
  • bell pepper
  • fresh jalapeno slices
  • kraft mac & cheese
  • ground beef
  • french fries
  • ketchup
  • dill pickle
  • cheddar cheese
  • caramelized onions
  • lettuce
  • chopped tomatoes
  • white rice
  • black beans
  • mango
  • pulled pork
  • Cool Ranch Doritos
  • green salsa
  • feta/cotija cheese
  • yellow rice (Goya)
  • canned beef chili
  • crushed Fritos
  • black olives
  • salsa con queso
  • corn
  • red onion
  • red salsa
  • chorizo
  • guacamole
  • tater tots
  • scallions

If you made it this far, well done.  We’re exhausted and have enough food to feed an army!  Maybe you can drop off the extras to a local shelter.  We hope you enjoy this treat and that your pals appreciate the effort that went into each of the 47 layers!

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